Lost for words - again...

I've been asked by biggy's cadets to join as a grown up. Hubby thinks that this is a great idea - he's thinking of it being like "fat club" for me and that I'll miraculously loose weight. This comment had me laughing. When I said "oooh - I could wear the uniform and stand next to green and look slim" he looked me straight in the face and said dead pan "no, you'd look like a hill". When did he discover a sense of humour?...